Kids Dish

I feel like I’m the only person who hasn’t taken a look at Jessica Seinfeld’s best seller “Deceptively Delicious”. I really couldn’t be bothered. Mothers have been sneaking vegetables into their kids’ food since the beginning of time. Hell, I’ve been sneaking vegetables into my own food for years, so I certainly don’t need a celebrity cookbook to tell me how. In fact, the only celebrity cookbook I’d even bother with is Patti Labelle’s and that’s solely for her heavenly macaroni and cheese recipe.

The gossip of the day is that Mrs. Seinfeld’s book was plagiarized from another cookbook with the same idea. “The Sneaky Chef: Simple Strategies for Hiding Healthy Foods in Kids’ Favorite Meals,” published in April has similar recipes in addition to a similarly sneaky title about how to trick your kids. Since I haven’t read either book, I can’t really give an informed opinion, but I’ll go ahead and share my uninformed opinion anyway.

Honestly, I don’t think she intentionally ripped anyone off and I don’t think Jessica Seinfeld spends much of her day steaming and pureeing vegetables to sneak into her kids food. Most kids have the same favorite foods so the idea of pairing standard kid-approved recipes with like-colored vegetables isn’t going to have a whole lot of variation. Ms. Seinfeld most likely hired chefs who created the recipes for her based on the foods her children (and 90% of the children in this country) like to eat.

I have no objection to sticking vegetables in foods to boost the vitamin content. But when it comes down to it, how much vitamin content remains when you steam and puree vegetables then cook them all over again? When spread across six servings of macaroni and cheese how much of the nutrients from the squash remain? I never made Sam baby food. He just ate soft foods he could handle as he was ready for them. I can’t imagine going out of my way to make baby food now to disguise vegetables. Of course I’m lucky. So far Sam still likes vegetables. I’m not naive, so I know that may not last forever, but until then, I’ll skip the purees and stick with the old standbys- carrots in my meatloaf, applesauce instead of oil in my baked goods, and spinach in my tomato sauce.

Besides, from what I’ve read the recipes are pretty much horrible anyway. Check out Melissa Summers’ review of the sauce from the macaroni and cheese with squash puree recipe:

Even half this sauce would have been fine for my personal taste, the thickness of the sauce and the bizarre taste of the fat free cream cheese mixed with the squash made this almost intolerable to eat. I rarely say this because I love food and palate is not particularly able to discern subtle nuances in food. However this macaroni and cheese made me want to pull Jessica Seinfeld’s hair. Just a little bit.